Living alone

You know you’re living alone when…

You can turn the thermostat as hot or cold as you want, but you have to pay for it.

You don't need a cup or glass. You can drink right out of the bottle or milk carton! Who else will be using it?

You can walk around the house naked, if you want, but you have to hope no one shows up.

You can go to the bathroom with the door wide open and only your dogs will look at you.

You don't the have to share your food, or anything else with anybody!

If you forget your keys, there’s no one to let you in.

Unless someone shows up, you’re the only one who has to look at you’re mess.

Unless you hire someone, you’re the only one to clean up your mess.