Christmas Dream

I had a dream last night. I dreamt that a local church held a contest for best Christmas display on a house. The pastor said it is how most Christians honor Jesus for Christmas. The usual winner is the house with the most lights and music playing, so one radical Christian got the idea to not add lights to his house, but to make the house itself light up and sing. He got every brick and shingle to glow, and make Christmas music as loud as a subway train. The kids cried, the wife yelled, the neighbors called the cops, but the house owner insisted he had a right to the radical house display based on his First Amendment right to show Jesus how much he loved him.